Some of you will remember that he had a little 'discussion' with a Range Rover Evoque last year, well while I was inside it appears Dave might have been up to his old tricks again.....
Dave : 'What are you?'
Citroen : 'I'm a Cactus'
Dave : 'Well you look like your owners forgot to unwrap you'
Citroen : 'They are part of my styling'
Dave : 'What? It looks like bubble wrap! what's it for?'
Citroen : 'It's to protect me'
Dave : 'From what?
Citroen : 'Knocks and bumps'
Dave : 'I've got little strips to protect me, not an airbed glued on my doors!'
Citroen : 'But it makes me look good'
Dave : 'Look mate, I'll break it to you gently, as I feel kind of sorry for you and I've always been told looks aren't everything, but they look like something Blue Peter would make with old egg boxes'
